- Today is the day that the Muses hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
- Wherever two or more of us are gathered in the Muses’ names, it shall be a writing group.
- For the Muses so loved the writers that They sent them purple Pilot Precise Rolling Ball V5 extra fine pens.
- On the sixth day, the Muses created laptop computers and coffeehouses with WiFi and it was good.
- Seek ye first likeable characters that do fascinating things and publication will be added unto you.
- Blessed are those who toil at the page, for they shall be read.
- Bum Glue the same yesterday, and today, and for ever.
- For what profit is it to a writer if he gains standing on the best-seller list, and lose contact with the Muses? What will a writer give in exchange for knowing the Muses?
- As you write on the page, so are you.
Pontification
